We all know that bearded men are liars and untrustworthy, which is why if you are a salesman you should not have a beard, so that no one knows you are a liar.
Mustaches, on the other hand, set a tone of trust, hence the porn 'stache and the slightly thinner and more elegant moléstache. It is in view of this trustworthiness that #7 in our Top 10 Modern American Mustaches sports his 'stache: say hello to Geraldo.
There's a little note of the previous Earnhardt and Spitz mustaches, but please observe where this mustache separates itself from the competition, jumping to #7 due to the merits of its sassy sweeping curve at the tips.
Oh, and there's this.
Mustaches, on the other hand, set a tone of trust, hence the porn 'stache and the slightly thinner and more elegant moléstache. It is in view of this trustworthiness that #7 in our Top 10 Modern American Mustaches sports his 'stache: say hello to Geraldo.
There's a little note of the previous Earnhardt and Spitz mustaches, but please observe where this mustache separates itself from the competition, jumping to #7 due to the merits of its sassy sweeping curve at the tips.
Oh, and there's this.
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