Historical protestants are more historical than you think. And by "historical protestants" I mean, protestants of yore. I know dudes who have quoted John Calvin, without identifying him, to Presbyterian elders, only to be told that that kind of theology was papist.
Y'all. Might be time to stop projecting backwards. Might be time to realize you're more zwinglian than you thought. Might be time to drink the kool-aid that was poured out for many.