Undisclosed Ingredients In "100%" Grape Juice Has Churches In Uproar

Many churches have been scandalized by the discovery that drinks that several companies labeled as 100% grape juice were full of undisclosed impurities that made them unsuitable to serve as communion in the eyes of some of the more rigorous brethren.

Others said, "What the heck, it would count if we served red Kool-Aid. We heard of one church that served water when they ran out of juice."

Let the truth come to light through the following brief video: