A Woman Is Like A Whale
The best thing about this meme found on "The Coffee Party"'s Facebook page is the placement of the woman below the man in "EGO". In "ECO", of course, we are all equally worthless. In "EGO", the woman might be pissed that she's not at the top, but is probably really pleased to be in a tight race for second with whales. You know, at least she's not a mushroom.
Woman is a lot like a whale, so it makes sense. Woman is also a lot happier in EGO 'cause she gets to be right next to the man, if at his feet. In ECO she's right next to a snake and a rat, and the man's too far away to help her. She must hate that.