Christian Dipshits Subject Of New Study; Non-Dipshits Freaking Out
Let's have a little lexical fun.
Listed below are several First Things articles written about dipshits. But of course, a classy publication like First Things wouldn't use such a word. I substituted the word dipshit for another term.
So here's our little game: what word did they actually use? Five headlines, five chances. And...go!
What Is Marriage to Evangelical Dipshits?
Dipshit Religion & The Sovereign Self
A Dipshit Penchant For Democratic Socialism?
For Dipshits, Parenthood Trumps Marriage
The Career Goal of Dipshits: Work That Is Fun, Flexible, Facebook Fodder
So, did you guess it? Yeah, you probably did. After all, you're no dipshit. That's right, the word that dipshit replaced is "millennial".
Try it for yourself, now. Every time you see the word millennial in headlines from now on, plug in the word dipshit in its place. It will make you a calmer, happier person, and one who is much more patient with this generation. They're not all dipshits.
Just the ones who are ashamed of the Gospel.