Calvinist or Asshole? Take This Simple Quiz

You've probably wondered before, much like arminians wonder whether they're saved or not, if you're really a Calvinist. I mean, do you truly subscribe to the teachings of John Calvin and place yourself in the historic stream of the Reformed tradition, or are you just some asshole?

Good question. Sometimes the two are difficult to tell apart. But wonder no more. This first installment of what may or may not turn into a series, Calvinist or Asshole?, has been released. Answer one simple question and you'll know for sure (or until I publish the next one) the answer to this question which haunts us all.