"Hoochieween Begins at Ten". This post made it into The Huffington Post today, where I saw it. But far be it from me to send you to HuffPo. Here's the link to the original post at Suburban Turmoil. It's mostly pictures like the one below, but you do learn some interesting things over there, such as the fact that someone actually makes and sells little French maid outfits for twelve-year-olds.
No surprises here, just wanted to depress you a little more. Here's Dorothy.