Wait...did I not tell you that your mom is a born-again-for-real Christian in this scenario and I'm not?
Yeah. How do you like them apples. Watch the video to see what I would do.
By the way, as you watch bear two things in mind: 1. my usual audience watches me talk and smoke a pipe at the same time, 2. there are women in South Korea who make a living eating on camera for guys to watch all day. So eating eight pieces of fried chicken while ranting isn't so weird. Right?