1st Nudist Pelagian Church of Southampton

There's a church in Virginia that "worships" the most holy Triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, while both naked and unashamed.

We'll wait six or seven years for the stories of sexual abuse, adultery, and divorce to percolate.

In the meantime, let me suggest that these folks might actually not be unashamed. They have not dared to have a naked Christ in their sanctuary. Look at the crucifix behind the pastor. The Lord Jesus is shown still robed in tatters.

I would have no problem with a naked Christ on the cross, but I'm not haunted by a shameful nakedness before God. They seem to be. Clothe yourselves in the righteousness of Jesus, men of Virginia.

P.S. Nudism is Pelagian.