Rugby League Player Banned For Penis Bite

You guys know how much I love rugby, and promote it as the ideal game for lads and men. Of course, there are bad apples in every barrel, but I can't emphasize enough to the American reader that this is a different barrel altogether from that of rugby union, the sport I love. This incident is from the sport of rugby league, a different form with working class origins (nothing wrong with that) and a thuggish culture (something wrong with that). It's the more popular form of rugby in Australia, where this takes place.

Just had to say that.

Bottom line is, dude did what dudes ought never to do: he bit a man's penis.