Sweet Vid of Pickup Basketball Stereotypes

This video of playground basketball stereotypes is dead on. I'll be real about this. I'm "Big Man Who Only Shoots 3s".

Hey, listen, that's my shot.

I used to be able to make them.

And my best reason I only explain after putting on my glasses and straightening my tie: pickup basketball rewards the three even more than real basketball, at a 2:1 ratio instead of 3:2. So it's ridiculous, but we really ought to be jacking up threes all day.

(Go rebound, big man.)