Dialogue Toward Having a Baby, Illustrated By Children's Books

The discussion began when I said, "There's a wocket in my pocket."



So Kimberly shouted throughout the house, "Bedtime for little bears!"



That being taken care of, I said, "Come on over, baby, and hop on pop!"



But she wanted to know, "Where's walrus?"



So I told her, "Watch me grow, Kitten."



She responded, "That is a very hungry caterpillar."



That's when I showed her the "Sweethearts of Rhythm".



Kimberly announced she would recite aloud from "Falling Up".



I said, "And that's the wonderful way babies are made."



To which she replied, "We're having a home birth."



And that was pretty much all the talking we did.