Dialogue Toward Having a Baby, Illustrated By Children's Books

The discussion began when I said, "There's a wocket in my pocket."

So Kimberly shouted throughout the house, "Bedtime for little bears!"

That being taken care of, I said, "Come on over, baby, and hop on pop!"

But she wanted to know, "Where's walrus?"

So I told her, "Watch me grow, Kitten."

She responded, "That is a very hungry caterpillar."

That's when I showed her the "Sweethearts of Rhythm".

Kimberly announced she would recite aloud from "Falling Up".

I said, "And that's the wonderful way babies are made."

To which she replied, "We're having a home birth."

And that was pretty much all the talking we did.