Know What Would Make Me Look Bad?

Know what would make me look truly bad-ass? A pipe. Try this on for size.

[caption id="attachment_9960" align="aligncenter" width="337" caption="Rear Admiral William A. Moffett, USN. A photograph of an oil on canvas by M. O. Stewart, which was presented to the Naval Air Station at Moffett Field, California, by the Santa Clara Council of the Navy League. U.S. Naval History and Heritage Command Photograph, NH 47729-KN (Color).
Note: Moffett was the first Chief of the Bureau of Aeronautics and was killed during USS Akron’s crash on 4 April 1933."][/caption]

Ah for the days when a pipe said, "I came to kick ass and take names. And I brought a library."

Photo Naval History & Heritage Command.