Beards Directly Connected To Combat Effectiveness

Well, it's settled, according to The Duffel Blog: Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related to Combat Effectiveness.
“It’s settled science. In light of this information we will enforce a rule requiring all males to wear at least one inch of facial hair at all times. Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well.”

I mean, to me it's been obvious all along. They say Audie Murphy sprouted a beard the minute he climbed on to that tank.


  1. I think a military women with a beard would scare the enemies more!


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