Top 10 Modern American Mustaches: #3 Burt Reynolds

I've never even seen Smokey and the Bandit, but I know that it's legendary, and I know that it's legendary because of Burt Reynold's mustache. If ever a mustache was attached to an ass entire, this is the one. But let's not take that out on the innocent and magnificent mustache.

"'Ass entire'? Ass who--oh, hey, that's pretty funny."

Yep, the color choices in Florida have been this tacky for a long time.