Another Reason To Marry

Yesterday I finally did it, and it's not as hard as you might think. I cracked a beer bottle open using my wedding ring. It's one of those classic man skills that I never really tried (in short, I was afraid), letting others do the deed for me. Yesterday, having just sat down and realizing I had no bottle opener, I thought "Why shouldn't I? I can do this."

It hurt a little bit, because my ring is very loose (and not because I'm a wimp, although I'll admit that even twisting off a beer cap kind of hurts my little fingies). Nonetheless, I will continue exercising this new man skill of mine. Huzzah!

If you've never tried it, I encourage you to. Although you'll have to marry.


  1. I am yet restricted by fear. But at your behest...I will give it a shot next time I stand before my 1554!


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