Chicken Shocker

I love my brother-in-law. It's true. I had reason recently to remind him that he was my friend before he was my sisters. For the record.

Let me tell you a story showing why I love him.

So he has a friend. First time he meets him, they're hanging out. Tony (my brother-in-law) has a six-pack of those chicken minis from Chick-Fil-A, those tiny little chicken nugget cum biscuit that they feature.

Tony offers this dude a chicken mini, dude turns it down. Says he's a vegetarian. Tony thinks to himself, "That's cool, then."

They sit for a while. They converse. Turns out this dude "believes in abortion."

Tony looks at him. Tony holds up a chicken mini. Tony says, "You'll like these then. They're made from baby chickens."

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