The Line Runs True

Another school bans tag. Whatever. Boring signs of the boring times. But this is interesting:

Another Willett parent, Celeste D'Elia, said her son feels safer because of the rule. "I've witnessed enough near collisions," she said.

"Near collisions"? This woman's kid hasn't even bumped his head, and he's relieved? Nervous nellies breed nervous nellies, is all I can say.