Today I was browsing through Link, an upstate weekly. There was a funny little column suggesting ways besides putting fifty snakes on a plane (a la Snakes On a Plane) for mafiosi to kill snitches. There were many fine, funny suggestions (two involving time machines), but this one beat them all in its beautiful simplicity:
Secretly plant a gun in the target's house. Statistics show that it is far more likely to kill him than an intruder.Genius. Speaking of genius, Chris Isaak is playing the Peace Center next week. I won't be there, but I am here, and so is this video...
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