I Just Sort of Hang Around, Ask People To Come Visit Me...

Oooh, this is cutely French! French reporter Anne Sophie Le Mauff (Liberation calls her a "jeune femme") has been kicked out of Iraq. Her reaction?
"Je ne comprends pas cette décision," dit-elle. "Je fais mon boulot, je suis
prudente, je ne quitte pas mon hôtel."

That's Frankish for
"I don't get it! I do my job, I'm careful, and I don't leave my cozy l'il