Olowokandi jailed

Wow! Talk about opportunity! This story gives so much, I don't know where to begin. Maybe I'll just give a few of the riffs. Imagine each as a subtitle:

"Shaq was wondering where he was"

"Giving new meaning to 'Arrested Development'"

"He can't play D, but he can be offensive"

"New Rap Album Debuts Next Week"

"Timberwolves Improve"