Have A Camel?

An Englishman staying over in New York City for the weekend set up a rendezvous with an old school chum, desiring to catch up on old times, and perhaps to remember the old public school days. They met at a popular restaurant, and enjoyed a fine New York dinner. After the eats were through, the visitor discovered that he was out of cigarettes.

"I say, old chum, could I bother you for one of your cigs?"

His friend looked a little surprised and embarrassed.

"This is New York City, Michael. You've got to go to Massachussets to legally have your own fag indoors."

They both thought back to their public school days, and of how they had once chafed at having to smoke in secret. They thought that perhaps they might head for Boston.