Yeeeeee-HAW!! Ride 'em, cowboy!

Nothing here most of you don't already know, but I'll link to it because of the darned cool quote:

"These uprisings shall be crushed posthaste. As we speak, portions of our more than extravagantly outfitted fighting force will peel off to these locations to lay waste to the pretenders. They will regret their insolence only as long as they have breath, and then they will be trampled and made an example of."