Apparently hardcopies of my Judgment For Wearing Bad Swimwear are going to be made available by a midshipman of the University of Florida's Naval ROTC unit to his peers. One of my most flippant pieces, and it'll probably end up the most famous (i.e. read by more than a dozen people). Still, I am proud of the piece, and glad I can cheer those young men and women of Van Fleet Hall. And they will be cheered.