The Strongest Peoples of Earth Are the Free
Not ‘til full metal jackets
Came around
Would this sort of firepower
Be matched.
This was a peculiar fire
(Its verb was “loose”),
A rain
Of wood and steel
And each drop
s from up high
A full yard long.
At a rate of, what,
Seven eight a minute.
Bolt-action rifles bettered that easily
Half a millennium later.
Napoleon’s columns could not stand up
To the thin lines
Of the quickest army of his age.
Those sons of earlier Welsh and Cornish villagers
Could manage four shots a minute.
Crossbowmen from Genoa
Were more precise (so Latin)
But also much slower (also).
One English shaft could punch
Halfway through a church door
And popped (like rain on a tin roof)
Through the knights in their full metal jackets.
Ben Franklin was a wise man
(Early to bed)
But perhaps his most immortal insight
Was to say how much earlier
Our war would have been won
By an army of longbowmen.
The French and Scots had a few,
Of course, but in England it was a national sport.
For a couple of centuries that made the difference.
You can’t just train that into a man
In a few months.
It’s a lifelong endeavor.
Wellington owed his victories
To the playing fields of Eton,
But Edward to Sunday afternoon contests.
Practice, practice, practiced
In pulling a six-foot longbow.
I mean, imagine the shoulders.
Sport was the turning point of Western Europe.
And by the time a law was made
To practice every Sunday it was too late.
All good Englishmen need their day of rest,
And the strongest peoples of earth are the free.
Not ‘til full metal jackets
Came around
Would this sort of firepower
Be matched.
This was a peculiar fire
(Its verb was “loose”),
A rain
Of wood and steel
And each drop
s from up high
A full yard long.
At a rate of, what,
Seven eight a minute.
Bolt-action rifles bettered that easily
Half a millennium later.
Napoleon’s columns could not stand up
To the thin lines
Of the quickest army of his age.
Those sons of earlier Welsh and Cornish villagers
Could manage four shots a minute.
Crossbowmen from Genoa
Were more precise (so Latin)
But also much slower (also).
One English shaft could punch
Halfway through a church door
And popped (like rain on a tin roof)
Through the knights in their full metal jackets.
Ben Franklin was a wise man
(Early to bed)
But perhaps his most immortal insight
Was to say how much earlier
Our war would have been won
By an army of longbowmen.
The French and Scots had a few,
Of course, but in England it was a national sport.
For a couple of centuries that made the difference.
You can’t just train that into a man
In a few months.
It’s a lifelong endeavor.
Wellington owed his victories
To the playing fields of Eton,
But Edward to Sunday afternoon contests.
Practice, practice, practiced
In pulling a six-foot longbow.
I mean, imagine the shoulders.
Sport was the turning point of Western Europe.
And by the time a law was made
To practice every Sunday it was too late.
All good Englishmen need their day of rest,
And the strongest peoples of earth are the free.
This is inspiring.
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