You've Got A Fast Car, I've Got A Ticket

If you're going to play ambient music, pick something that sounds like a spaceship racing past a far-away solar system's outer defenses in a bid to escape, or like a little convertible fleeing at breakneck speed through the Italian alps. I don't want no "floating with the dolphins" nonsense, even if the dolphins are the edgy sort.

I can't stand scenester dolphins.