An Excuse To Limerick

Didn't know limerick could be a verb, did you?

Some of you have been subject to my "Saint Riddles." I was flipping through my journal when I ran into a failed early draft for one particular saint ...I mean, how many rhymes can you find for Hippo? (That gave it away...) It's my first new one in a while, although maybe I'll publish some of the old ones eventually. I want to get some of y'all to write some and send them my way...I want to start a collection.

This African didn't unnerstan'

How evil affected each man...

With his friends he did loot

A tree of its fruit;

The motive was "Just 'cause we can."