Banana Bread

A Bun In The Oven

There once was a banana who began to brown, and he was very proud. He had a slightly mushy spot on top and three little brown freckles on his bottom, so he told the cook, "Madam, I am finally ready to be made into banana bread."

But the cook tolerantly shook her head and said, "Little banana, although you have waited very long to get as brown as you are now, if you wait only a little longer the time will be just right, and I will make the best possible banana bread with you."

Moral: If you think pregnancy is rotten now, just wait.

Wait, wait...this is the moral: hold tight, baby, you can do it for just one more month!